Put down the heart-shaped bones; pick up the nog

Back in August, I threw a hissy fit (well-deserved, I maintain) over the discovery that Hallowe'en decor was already appearing in stores.

Cue Fit Number Two.

Yesterday--that is, December 29--we encountered this display in Target:



Yep, we're not even out of 2007 yet, and they've already started with the Valentine's merch.

Not sufficiently astounded? Look more closely.



Because it's never too early to start shopping for a sweetheart outfit. For your dog.