Things we need from the SkyMall catalog
The Marshmallow Shooter
The Penguin Teaboy
The 12-bottle Traveling Wine Trolley
The Boy's list:
The Remote-Control Shark (though, as he points out, it doesn't have frickin' lasers strapped to its frickin' head)
This, of course, is what happens when you're stuck on a plane for three hours and the in-flight movie is The DaVinci Code ...