Say hello to our little friend
Lil' Tony came into our household at Christmas, and has since become an integral member of the family. He's so full of wisdom and sound advice.
For instance, if you ask Lil' Tony who he favors in the SuperbOwl, he'll answer,
"In this country, you gotta get the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. And then when you got the power, then you get the women."
Likewise, if you're considering whether to have Chardonnay or Fume Blanc with dinner, he'll offer a suggestion:
"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass ... see if it fits."
And of course, when you need a disinterested party to bring clarity to a discussion of which Democratic presidential candidate would be better for the country, Lil' Tony can be counted on to interject a note of sanity:
"I'll bury those cock-a-roaches!"
Ummm ... actually, maybe Lil' Tony doesn't know so much ...